Mike's Spanish Son

"Mike's Spanish Son" refers to Mike's half-human half-pasta bastard child borne from a "relationship with the best pasta dish he ever had" very specifically out of wedlock. He pretends that this is a real estranged son that he has neglected.

The running joke is that he has not paid child support for his entire 13 years of life and that this pasta-human hybrid yearns to know his real father, and to know why he doesn't look like all the pasta dishes in his neighborhood of Salamanca, Madrid.